Baking cookies (with your cat)

[Barbara Boehmer]

I got this from another site:

Baking cookies (with your cat)

1. Look in cookbook for cookie recipe.

2. Get cup of coffee.
3. Get cat off of cookbook.
4. Find that special recipe.
5. Get cat's nose out of coffee mug.
6. Go to fridge and get eggs.
7. Get dry ingredients from cupboard.
8. Break eggs in small bowl.
9. Sift dry ingredients in large bowl.
10. Answer the phone.

11. Cat ate eggs; get more from fridge.
12. Get cat out of flour bowl and dust cat off.
13. Get Band-Aids for scratches on hands.

14. Throw flour out and get more.
15. Preheat oven for cookies.
16. Looking at cat & wanting to bake cat now.
Cat runs for cover into bathroom.

17. Flour the counter to roll out cookie dough.
18. Big crash in ! bathroom; run to see what happened.
19. Cat has TP all over floor; stuff spilled
and knocked over on top of bathroom counter.
20. Yell at cat. Cat falls in toilet bowl.

21. Can sense cat is angry.

22. Take cat out of toilet to dry cat off.
23. Get bandages to cover more scratches
on arms and legs.
24. Cleanup bathroom.
25. Hear a thump in kitchen ...
Oh Golly .. now what?

26. Get cat off floured counter in kitchen.
27. Try to pick out cat hairs from flour.
28. Step on cat's tail and get bitten.
29. Get coat, car keys, and go to store to buy cookies!!!

[Christine]

Hilarious!!!!

[GabrielDeafBlindPupFamily]

Oh! Barbara, my InsaneFeralKit, Andi, has a ghost writer!
Gaaa!
That is sooo funny. And it would be funnier, except MINE knocks the cat food all over floor when I try to fill her bowl on the counter. Why the counter? Because the blind one, the deafblindone and the nanadog will GET it if it's not frammed up against the back wall. The Crip, Mr. St.Jude, can't reach it, so he waits for the others to knock it down and then growls so that even the deaf one backs off.
SO! No more cookie baking in my house, because I have to hide things from the cat in the process. Or put her in the laundry room!

[C & R's mom]

Like the furry version, but just for giggles, here's a similar one I got:
Great Christmas cookie recipe my Mom sent.


As Christmas is almost upon us here is a great
holiday cookie recipe. Enjoy.

Christmas Cookie Recipe

1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal

1- Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.

2- Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again,
to be sure it is of the highest
quality, pour one level cup and drink.

3- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of
butter in a large fluffy bowl.

4- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the Crown
Royal is still OK, try another cup..
just in case.

5- Turn off the mixer thingy.

6- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
the cup of dried fruit.

7- Pick the frigging fruit off floor...

8- Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets
stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose
with a dewscriver.

Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.

9- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something....
who giveshz a heet.

10- Check the Crown Royal.

11- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your
nuts.

12- Add one table.

13- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever
you can find.

14- Grease the oven.

15- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to
fall over. Don't forget to beat off
the turner.

16- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

17- Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.

18- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.


Cherry Mistmas


Ov corse you can substute any alchol for the caRown Royll
*****

[GabrielDeafBlindPupFamily]

Sooooo funny! Mind if I borrow your recipe???
Gotta get to the store

[Jane Scott]

So here I am at work - a woman's drug & alcohol addiction program and I'm just about peeing my pants and of course I can't share this with the counselling staff and certainly not the residents! Oooh too funny!
Jane