funny

[critters]

Anesthesiologist business card:
> When you car e enough to sleep with the very best.
> **************************************

> Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
> "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

> **************************
> In a Podiatrist's office:
> "Time wounds all heels."

> **************************
> On a Septic Tank Truck:
> Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

> **************************
> At a Proctologist's door:
> "To expedite your visit please back in."

> ************************** On a Plumber's truck:
> "We repair what your husband fixed"

> ************************** On another Plumber's truck:
> "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."

> ************************** On a Church's Billboard:
> "7 days without God makes one weak."

> ************************** At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
> "Invite us to your next blowout."

> ************************** At a Towing company: "We
> don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

> ************************** On an Electrician's truck:
> "Let us remove your shorts."

> ************************** In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we
> see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take
> appropriate action." **************************

On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
> **************************

At an Optometrist's Office:
> "If you don't see what you're looking for,
> you've come to the right place."

> ************************** On a Taxidermist's window:
> "We really know our stuff"

> ************************** On a Fence: "Salesmen
> welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

> ************************** At a Car Dealership: "The
> best way to get back on your feet - miss a car
> payment." **************************

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
**************************
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes Sit! Stay!

" ************ At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your
> payment. However, if you don't, you will be."

> ************ In a Restaurant window:
> "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and
> get fed up."

******in the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

************ At a Propane> Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."

> And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
> "Best place in town to take a leak

[vinayak]

that's funny