Funny!! Notice to people who visit my home

[critters]

Notice to people who visit my home:

1. The dog lives here. You don't.

2. If you don't want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.

3. Yes, he has some disgusting habits. So do I and so do you.
What's your point?

4. OF COURSE he smells like a dog.

5. It's his nature to try to sniff your crotch. Please feel
free to sniff his.

6. I like him a lot better than I like most people.

7. To you he's a dog. To me he's an adopted son who is
short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
I have no problem with any of these things.

8. Dogs are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money
all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never
drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't
smoke or drink, don't worry about whether they have the latest
fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars
for college, and if they get pregnant you can sell the pups.

9. The same applies for the cats, except they will ignore you ...
until you're asleep.

[Dianne]

Where can I buy the sign? I need 2 or 3.

[critters]

Where can I buy the sign? I need 2 or 3.

Push "print."

[spasmo]

I LOVE it! We usually tell people that come to our house that our dogs shed gold hair... and if they want to wear our dogs' gold hair then they should be sure and wear black pants to our house. If we like people we give them slobber towels. LOL.

[VictoriaCIC]

This is adorable!! My favorite one is #3!

Slobber towels, how funny!!!

Victoria

[connie]

critters well spoken!!
i gave up a boyfriend of 12 years for cricket. the dumb man came into house at 2 am, turned no lights on, crawled into bed to sleep , and actually blamed cricket for biting him in ????
(( guess where) lol lol. hey if it had been a actual prowler, cricket would have been on CCN NEWS.
he gave me a choice, cricket or him, i said quote... cricket doesn't cheat, he don't drink, no drug problem(now) lol.
He doesn't make me watch stupid sports on tv. when i come home from work, he is there to meet me at door, so pleased to see me that i get kisses all over my face( boyfriend never did).
so man left. if anyone asks me about toys in living room floor, cage, potty pads stacked up, i say, hey, he lives here, not you.
like you i prefer him over some humans.
so i tell people who don't like animals, there must be something wrong with you. and if cricket don't like you, he senses a lack of something in you. poor boy was only protecting his mom that night and he didn't bite anything off, just left his memory. lol. i hope you all laugh as hard as i did that night.
hugsssssss to all
slurps from my boy,
connie and cricket

[spasmo]

GOOD FOR CRICKET!
Connie, I LOVED reading your post... it just cracked me up! Wouldn't it be great if more people were like our pets? I could never love someone who didn't love pets as much as I do. I love that my husband is as crazy about them that I am. He would have to be!

[Jane Scott]

I pushed print after I got finished laughing!!! How true it is!
Jane