from Jan: YOU KNOW YOU'RE A CAT PERSON WHEN

[critters]

*YOU KNOW YOU'RE A CAT PERSON WHEN...*

... you apologize when you step on a fuzzy cat toy
in the dark.
... you sleep on one edge of the bed because the
cat is sleeping in the
middle looking soooo cute!
... you spend more money on toys for your cats than
on your friends/family
... you decorate your Christmas tree with dangly
cat toys.
... your neighbors refer to you as "the crazy one
with all the cats."
... you have just as many pics of your cats on your
camera as you do people
... you've referred to your 'baby' at work and your
co-workers go for months
thinking you have kids
... you have ever talked to your cat on the phone
... you meow so well, you confuse the cats.
... you ever bore people with discussions on the
exact nutritional
differences between 9-Lives and Amore... at length
... you do a remarkable fandango any time you feel
anything remotely
tail-like under your foot, trying not to step on
it.
... you include your cats when describing who you
live with
... on a cold morning, you wake up under a combined
weight of 35 lbs or
more.
... you'll wake at dawn to feed everyone without a
murmur, but Heaven help
the telephone caller that wakes you before the alarm
does.
... you announce "Bedtime, everyone", and you've
got about 10 seconds to
jump in if you don't want to wind up on the edge.
... you get excited when your "babies" do something
new and make sure you
tell everyone.
... you have to type with one hand because the
other hand is holding the
cats head up off the keyboard just enough for you
to reach the keys underneath.
...you get upset when people tease your cat about
being fat cause you don't
want the cat to get a complex
... you know what cat it is just by the meow.
... What sends you to the grocery store in the
first place is that you're
out of cat food -- even though you've been out of
people food for weeks!
... you have no problem sharing the food off your
plate with the cat
... you have full conversations with your cats and
you think it's normal
~and the ..1 way to tell- your cat belongs to
catster or myspace~

[connie]

YOU SOUND NORMAL TO ME!! LOL
HEY WHEN YA WRITE A BOOK, SIGN ME A COPY, LOVE YOUR WORDS AND OUTLOOK ON LIFE.
CRICKET SENDS YA A WET SLURP ON MOUTH!
HUGS, CONNIE

[critters]

I appreciate the thought, but I didn't write them. They sound like something I would write, though!!

[spasmo]

I LOVE IT!
I do just about all of these things with my dogs (maybe they have feline tendencies)... if this makes me weird... well, ok... but I have some great conversations with my dogs... and I have ALWAYS aspired to be the "crazy dog lady that lives at the end of the street"... LOL!